Friday, November 28, 2008

Sliced Cactus?









There's lots of remedies.
























This one is tried and true: Bathroom Yoga Position: The Sick as Dog Pose










This guy has a nice list.





Or you might try this classic method. A few household items would do.



Then there's the Eastern Way:



A little study might be a good idea before next Thanksgiving.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Got to Check This Out



My friend, Michael Stern, now has his website up and running, and there are some absolutely wonderful photographs there. Florida wildlife shots, and birds and nature shots. Stuff for sale. Check it out here.

Happy Thanksgiving

Well, at least some guys got their bonus.



(click photo to see all its gluttonous detail)

Happy Turkey Day from those of us at Blog Central.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Unpardonable Turkey



On this turkey's watch the US has lost spectacular quantities of wealth. So have I. So probably have you. Part of the problem was that there was "no watch."

Yet the bailouts and pardons are being handed out left and right. The "midnight rules" are being printed up to leave the gates wide open for even more rapacious activity. One more thing Obama's people will have to clean up.

Remember how people howled when the Clintons supposedly clipped a few items from the White House on their way out. Compare that to what this gang of Mongols has done. They stripped the treasury.

And either they watched it happen and approved, or they were so totally incompetent that they didn't know the looting was going on all around them.






So this holiday season, I'm thankful I can still afford a tankful.
I'm thankful it's almost January 2009.

I only wish I'd kept that printing press
my parents gave me as a child.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I Vant Another Drink

You've read the book, seen the movie. Now for the real bloodsucking.

Is this the Twilight of Capitalism? In eight short years (well it seemed very long to some of us) we've gone from 'free and unregulated markets know best' to quasi-socialism: state sponsored banks and insurance companies and probably soon, auto companies and, well, who knows what next? Authors? Yeah!

Can I have my hundred mil now, please.




And the fallout of the bailout is now officially hitting the book biz.

And the magazine biz.

And of course kiss your newspaper good-bye. But that's another story.

Bad Sex


Here's a wonderfully British award which was established by Auberon Waugh to "gently dissuade" authors from including "unconvincing, perfunctory, embarrassing or redundant passages of a sexual nature in otherwise sound literary novels".

Congratulations, Rachel.

Friday, November 21, 2008

A Little Self-Promotion

I came across this short movie lately. The guy, who I don't know, says some nice things about Magic City, then he gets to his real point.

Destructive to the Last

The lame duck is quacking away.






















Start inflating the life rafts.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

It Just Never Stops


Just when you thought our elected leaders had come to their senses, there's this.