Who won? A fair and balanced sampling:
From Joe in Bumnut, Iowa:
"The Barracuda, man, you betcha. She ate his tonsils."
From two of her constituents:
Thunk and Thud Hammerschmidt:
"She ripped his eyeballs out."
From Sarah's second grade teacher, Miss Snakey:
"I see sweet Sarah's still using her cheat sheet."
From the Cleaver family, staunch Republicans:
"She mentioned Ronald Regean five times, so we love her."
From three Fox News Anchors at post-debate party:
"What she absolutely said was nothing that approached gibberish or made sense which was exactly the tactical strategy given the bias of the entire proceedings which she had to suffer gender bias and elitist East Coast nosepicking. She won hands down."
From everybody else:
"This lady wants more powers than Dick Cheney?! I'm moving to Canada."