THE OLD WAYS ARE BEST - An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking aceremonial pipe and eyeing two U. S. Government officials sent tointerview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observedthe white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technologicaladvances You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chiefnodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in youropinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute andthen calmly replied, "When white man found this land, Indians wererunning it." "No taxes." "No debt." "Plenty buffalo." "Plenty beaver.""Women did all the work." "Medicine man free." "Indian man spent all dayhunting and fishing." "All night having sex." Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enoughto think he could improve a system like that."
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