Friday, February 8, 2008

Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Book Tour

The day before I set out for the journey to promote Hell's Bay I had to visit my dermatologist.

A very nice lady who wields a mean scalpel.

So anyway, the Hell's Bay book tour has now become the Sunscreen Book Tour.

But then as Jack showed us long ago, it's possible to still be dapper with a bandage the size of a toad attached to your nose.

As my agent was quick to point out,
"You've never been one to trade on your looks."

I'll be collecting stories about facial injuries and plastic surgery, so have yours ready.

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